Knox's spring festival. Classes are all cancelled, non-teaching staff get a half day, and it's a big party. Nobody other than a highly secretive five-person cabal knows when it will be until the morning of. Search for "flunk day" on this blog for descriptions of the last three....
Oh flunk day. I heard today was it. Don't know what it's like now, but remembering it was always pretty hazy and slightly warped. As a prof., it is your sworn duty to go high five all the messed up kids who think it is really cool to hang with your teachers when they are messed up.