There once was a test for all to see
The name of the test was CS-AP
The prompts blew up, then ONE went down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow
Soon may the TAJ-man come
To bring us training and benchmark fun
One day, when the scoring is done
We'll take our leave and go
We had not trained two hours before
all ONE went down and couldn't score
The leaders called all hands, and swore,
And back to work we'd go
Soon may the TAJ-man come
To bring us training and benchmark fun
One day, when the scoring is done
We'll take our leave and go
For seven days OR EVEN MORE
ONE chat would stall then start once more
Connections lost, try tech support
We'd make those questions flow
Soon may the TAJ-man come
To bring us training and benchmark fun
One day, when the scoring is done
We'll take our leave and go