The TAJ man

Sung to the tune of "The Wellerman" (traditional)

Concept by Jim Huggins

Lyrics by Jim Huggins and Don Blaheta

There once was a test for all to see
The name of the test was CS-AP
The prompts blew up, then ONE went down
Oh blow, my bully boys, blow

Soon may the TAJ-man come
To bring us training and benchmark fun
One day, when the scoring is done
We'll take our leave and go

We had not trained two hours before
all ONE went down and couldn't score
The leaders called all hands, and swore,
And back to work we'd go

Soon may the TAJ-man come
To bring us training and benchmark fun
One day, when the scoring is done
We'll take our leave and go

For seven days OR EVEN MORE
ONE chat would stall then start once more
Connections lost, try tech support
We'd make those questions flow

Soon may the TAJ-man come
To bring us training and benchmark fun
One day, when the scoring is done
We'll take our leave and go