ONE

Sung to the tune of "One is the loneliest number" by Three Dog Night

Concept by Andy Grover

Lyrics by Christopher Moretti

ONE is the loneliest software that you'll ever use
You can be so mad at ONE
its the loneliest software: no more partner fun

No there's nobody 'cept TL you'll ever know
Yes, it's that CHAT experience you'll only know
'Cause ONE is the loneliest software that you'll ever use
ONE is the loneliest scoring, oh what a ruse

There's just no friends anymore since we went online
Now I spend my while, no elbower's smile from time to time...

ONE is the loneliest software,
ONE is the loneliest software,
ONE is the loneliest software that you'll ever use
ONE is the loneliest,
ONE is the loneliest,
ONE is the loneliest software that you'll ever use