Everyone's here to grade in Kansas City (2017)

Sung to the tune of "Kansas City" from Oklahoma

Lyrics by Don Blaheta

Recit (new acorn):
I got to Kansas City on a Frid'y
By Saturd'y I had learned a thing or two
For up to then I didn't have an i-dee
of what the AP reading people do.

I counted twenty-five booklets of AP student work
Almost every time I grabbed a pack
'Nen they showed me how to score, and "bubble" (don't you smirk)
And the reading it proceeded right on track

What tasks? What tasks?

Verses (Everybody!):
Everyone's here to grade in Kansas City
the problems that the students had to code
One's building multiplying practice managed by a class
that gets and increments the number to show!

Everything's like a dream in Kansas City
We work amidst an endless folder flow
Q1 pulls digits from an int and puts them in a list
and iterates it in part B to check if it consists
of only digits ordered to the greatest from the least!

These problems that the students had to code,
four problems that the students had to code.

Everyone's here to grade in Kansas City,
the problems that the students had to code
The last one gets a grid of ints where one succeeds the next
and builds a grid of Position as they go!

One of the tasks was relatively Stringy,
with words in phrases more than once or so.
We use the given helper method searching all the words
first to put the repl in the phrase instead of str
then to find the largest n and index where the word occurs!

These problems that the students had to code,
four problems that the students had to code.