We don't talk about Alt Room

Sung to the tune of "We don't talk about Bruno"

by Don Blaheta

We don't talk about Alt room, no, no, no
We don't talk International

It was my acorn year
We were getting started and
I'd read all four questions in May
CR walks in with a mischievous grin
You telling this story or am I?
Alistair puts me in Alt
So my thoughts come to a halt
Am I scoring in a vault?



It was [her/his/their] acorn year

Worked out the answers in May
ALT ROOM!
I'm sorry [amigo/amiga] go onnnnnnn
Why did he put [her/him/them] there?
Tim go get the blank tick sheets
Well it's curtains now but anyway

We don't talk about Alt room, no, no, no
We don't talk International...


Never been in Alt but when I sit here clicking
I imagine they're still bubbling and ticking
I heard they don't need to deal with all the scraping chairs (Tch, tch, tch)
Gotta say I'm curious on what they're scoring
Are the questions really neat or are they boring
What the heck are people even doing over there
Why are they in there?


Nine point rubric, plus a penalty
But the question details stay in secrecy
Just the format specs are in the CED


We don't talk about Alt room, no, no, no
We don't talk International...

He told me I could read for the Alts
And see questions I'd not seen before
It's no secret that both of the rooms
Retrain at least once near Day 4

Óye Alistair is on his way!



Hey friend, I want
not a sound out of you






I'm so tired of the ONE scoring screen
Always just out of reach, spinning and loading
It's like I see it now

I can see it now

Ummm, Alt room
Yeah, about International
I really want to know about Alt Room
Tell me 'bout International and Alt Room

[Isabela] your TL's here

Time for BREAK TIME


It was my acorn year
We were getting started and
I'd read all four questions in May

CR walks in with a mischievous grin
You telling this story or am I?

Alistair puts me in Alt

So my thoughts come to a halt

Am I scoring in a vault?

It was her acorn year


Worked out the answers in May

ALT ROOM!

I'm sorry amiga go onnnnnnn

Why did he put her there?

Tim go get the blank tick sheets
Nine point rubric, plus a penalty

But the question details stay in secrecy

Just the format specs are in the CED



Nine point rubric, plus a penalty

But the question details stay in secrecy

Just the format specs are in the CED
He told me I could read for the Alts
And see questions I'd not seen before

It's no secret that both of the rooms
Retrain at least once near Day 4

[Oye Alistair is on his way!]
He told me I could read for the Alts

And see questions I'd not seen before
It's no secret that both of the rooms
Retrain at least once near Day 4

We don't talk about Alt room, no, no, no
We don't talk International...